Last night, during the wee hours of a Saturday night/Sunday morning, I came home from the bar, drunk and with Taco Bell in tow*, plopped down on the couch and checked my blog stats.

Pathetic or dedicated?  You be the judge.

*This is why we have Mondays – to erase all the crap we eat on drunken Saturday nights.  It’s like, if you eat it while drinking, it pretty much doesn’t count, right?**

**Why I wasn’t a logics major***

***Is there such thing as a logics major?

It’s like a waterfall of asteriks.  Move over parentheses.