The short list:

I’m Katie.

I’m 29, but refuse to believe I’m any older than mid-twenties because I’m scared of entering cougar territory.  Just humor me, ok?

I went all my life without cavaties.  And then turned 26 and had 7.

I think my dentist might be a quack.  I think this because of the aforementioned cavity tragedy of 2009.

I’ve always gone for the bad boys, and done snagged myself one.  And I like to tell people I tamed the wild child.  We’re getting We got married in December, 2010.

I also have a little bit of an obsession with shoes.  My ultrasound pictures show the outline of stilettos.  Animal print ones.

(Sorry Mom – that must not have been a comfortable 9 months.)

I’m an English major extraordinaire, which means I have no room in  my life for math problems.  I don’t care how fast Train A is moving towards Train B before they meet because I’m more concerned about the fact nobody is worried about these locomotives crashing.  Why didn’t we hire more experienced conductors?

I think everybody looks better with a smile. (I’m looking at you Posh Spice.  You’re married to David Beckham, grrl.  Crack a freakin’ smile about it).


25 Responses to “About This Cheeky Bride”

  1. Katie – i’m so glad I came across your blog by accident. I love your writing style. very refreshing and your sense of humor comes across beautifully. Looking forward to reading more of your “stories”. I’m a transplanted northerner in FL and I understand your reasoning for going home. It’s much harder to fall in love with the sunshine state than people might think:)

    1. Hi there! Thanks for the kind words!

  2. Denise P Says:

    Hi Katie – just wanted to let you know that I passed Angie’s blog aware over to you as well. 🙂 I guess we all think alike! Here it is..

    1. Oh wow – I’m really feeling the love! Thanks so much!

  3. unabridgedgirl Says:

    LMAO I love you already.

  4. Average Girl Says:

    Ha! I’m mid-30’s and refuse to believe I’m older than mid-20’s. Best~

    1. I think you’ve unlocked the key to eternal youth. And that makes me very happy – and also a little jealous because that’s gonna make you rich when you patent that and sell it!

  5. you had me at shoes…

    1. Us girls are pretty easy like that, aren’t we? Just mention shoes and we foam at the mouth 😉

  6. Melanie T Says:

    i’m in love with shoes as well! its unheard of to go shopping and not buy a pair of shoes… ah, love..

  7. You make me laugh I like that, funny people brighten my day and may I add I too have a partner called tony and he is also a lover of video games, y’know I thought it was just me. I know I’m a stranger but I hope you have a lovely wedding.

    1. It must be a “Tony” thing…we’ll have to report back to each other now and then to see if they’ve outgrown it yet 😉

  8. Gwenniesmom Says:

    Congrats on being Freshly Pressed. I’m now a follower!! Love your sense of humor.

    1. Well hey, thanks girl!

  9. btw…..i think you may be pregnant…….lol

    1. I know, right? I get congratulated all the time and just once…juuuuuust once…I want to look at them cock-eyed like I have no idea what they’re talking about. Gotta freak ’em out every once in awhile

  10. Love the early shoe addiction! And Victoria Beckham does look like she permanently swallowed a lemon. WTH? Congrats on being Freshly Pressed….lovely post.

    1. Seriously?! Is she blind?!

  11. mgibbon2 Says:

    Reading your blog posts during my lunch break just made that 30 mins fly by!! Love your writing style and congrats on being Freshly Pressed!!

    1. Thanks so much – your comment made my day (and being Freshly Pressed, I got a lot of comments!)

      1. Hannah Says:

        I found you as being Freshly Pressed, too, and spent quite a lot of time browsing through your blog. It’s fun to read!

  12. I loved reading through all your prego posts! You speak the truth! I’m 14 weeks and was happy to compare notes- you have a great writing style. Hope Fox comes soon! 🙂 Congrats on Fresh Pressed!

  13. sarah9188 Says:

    I really enjoy reading your blog, Katie, and your funny posts about Fox. I nominated you for the Liebster Award and wish you the very best as the little guy continues to grow and despite how impossible it sounds, get cuter each time you post pictures of him.

    Here’s the post:

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