Everybody Back Up, She’s Drunk With Power!

Hello Tuesday.  You’re back again.  So soon.  Weren’t you just here, like, last week?  Why am I starting to resent you? 

Oh, that’s right.  Maybe because I’m slacking on the “Tell Me About It” questions.

Oy.

All in favor of scrapping this weekly “column” in favor of more interesting blog posts, like what I’m eating for dinner and what’s on television, say “aye.”

Because I’m magical and can hear you through my computer screen, I have heard all 100% of you say “aye” in a chorus of beautiful melody.  Please go straight to your American Idol try-out venue because you, my fine readers, have some ah-maazing pipes. 

I just complimented you, so am I off the hook?

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***Ok, for realzz – I’m what some might call lazy.  I call it “letting my mind relax after a long day at work.”  Tomato, tomato. (ha, after I wrote that, I realized that you can’t hear me actually saying the different pronunciations of tomato…I have officially reached an all-time low.)  So because my brain is fried every weeknight, I sit staring at my screen when “Tell Me About Tuesday” rolls around.  And like days of the week, it tends to roll around every 7 days.  And that’s 7 days too soon.  So, from now on, my first official law as Queen Bee of this here land that is Blog, Tuesdays can go back to being normal.  Phew.

 

Tell Me About It Tuesday – June 29, 2010

I’m going to start  a new something-er-other for Tuesday blog posts.  Partly to help you get to know me and partly to help me get to know YOU!  So we’ll give this a shot.  Every Tuesday I’ll post a question.  Then I’ll answer it (imagine how that works!).  And then I’d love for you all to post your own answers in the comments.  Or feel free to even carry the question over to your own blogs if the mood moves you.  Am I being too bossy?  I tend to.

Anyhow, let’s start this off with a bang.  Sometimes I’ll pull questions from the internet.  Sometimes from my own brainy little brain.  If you have questions you’d love to ask, feel free to post those in the comments as well.  I’ll try to use that question for the next week.

Ok, this is getting too complicated.  I always over-explain. 

Here goes.

dundundundundundun (that’s the drumroll, duh!)

And the kick-off question is:

What Vegetable Do You Most Resemble?

Ok, I have to be honest.  I picked this question from a random website because it made me laugh.  Because, really?  Could a question be any dumber?  But it’s kind of cute in its “dumb-ness.”  Like how those hairless cats are kind of cute because they’re so incredibly awkward looking.  So it’s the question for the week.

I’m a little confused by it, though.  I’m not sure if the questioner meant for the answer to be literal…because then I might answer broccoli, because I have crazy, curly hair that often results in me looking a little ragamuffin-isk.  And I suppose broccoli would be closest to that.  Maybe eggplant because I have a long face.  And I think I’ll stop here because I’m really making myself out to be pretty attractive.

If I had to answer by personality only…I wouldn’t be sure because hotdogs aren’t vegetables.  Kidding!  So kidding! (Really I am, but all of a sudden it’s dawned on me what I’m having for dinner, thankyouverymuch question asker!) 

Based on my half-assed attempt to personify vegetables, I suppose I’d most likely resemble a tomato.  They’re generally liked, easily accessible (I mean that in the way that I’m friendly and open, not that I’m cheap and prostitute-y, gawd!)  They have a thousand different varieties, much like my moods.  They also tend to get mushy.  And that’s also like me, especially when it comes to babies or puppies.  Or babies holding puppies. 

Ok, your turn.  I’m handing over the mic.  What vegetable do you most resemble?  Don’t be shy!